MicroStrategy, the long-standing Enterprise BI pure-play is -- literally -- ringing in the new year with a new version of its platform. To celebrate the new release, appropriately dubbed MicroStrategy 2019, MStrat's Founder and CEO Michael J. Saylor and his team are ringing the bell at the Nasdaq MarketSite in Times Square this morning. I hope MStrat can bring good luck to the markets this morning, but the company certainly has some interesting new features to make their customers happy, even if Nasdaq investors end up having a rough day. As explained to me by Marge Breya, MicroStrategy's CMO and Hugh Owen, the company's SVP of Product Marketing, these new features fall under three pillars: "HyperIntelligence," "transformational mobility," and "federated analytics." While these names are clearly the result of carefully crafted product marketing, there is genuine merit and utility to be found in the MicroStrategy 2019.